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Amateur Hour

by Thore and the Tits

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1.
I catch you looking at me kinda funny Like you know me and I owe you money Oh you're such a flirt, exactly the kind that makes my heart hurt If I could drive I'd take you for a ride cause I'd like to be by your side Everytime we talk I feel I'm chewin on chalk And everytime we meet I just stare at my feet Yeah you make my knees weak You make it hard for me to speak Yeah I might have a crush But I ain't in no rush To throw my heart at the wall Just to see if it'll stick, I dont want you to be a habit I can't kick But you're still lookin at me Looking at me like I need therapy but I aint gonna be the next name on your list I'm just gonna try my best to pretend you don't exist I want a woman with a certain kind of hunger I don't need a girl to make me feel younger But I heard somewhere That someone said It's easier to get in Than out of your bed Ain't looking for love I just want some action Ain't looking for love I just want a reaction I want that mutual assured distraction
2.
It's 3 a.m once again Time has never been your friend You say you seen me once or twice before And that you'd like to see me some more Yeah yoou're so damn charming and a bit outrageous If only love was this contagious You think you make me blue But all i feel is deja vu You think you make me so damn blue Like you conjure up some ancient kind of voodoo But you're runnin out of time Just a half a glass of wine Yeah you're running out of time You're always a half a glass of wine behind You're always half a glass of fine wine behind And you're running out of time
3.
Robocop 02:39
Silver screen light, he held my hand tight I wished that I was the victim tonight Cause when you came along you made me understand That I'd just fancied boys before and now I'd met a man Robocop, you surely made my jaw drop Crackling film projector, future world protector Stainless steel bulletproof shiny light reflector I just up and leave, boy let go of my sleeve Hunt him all round Detroit town, fight till both of us are down Robocop, you surely made my jaw drop I saw the light in your laser beam eyes You pushed me up against the wall You're so big and I'm so small But the war is not over Robocop, you surely made my jaw drop
4.
I dont know my way around this part of town but I think I've been here in a movie or a dream or maybe I just saw a picture in a magazine anyway I wont get lost and if I do I guess I'll pay the cost but I don't wanna know where I am right now I know I've seen that smile and it's probably been a good ol' while you might think its a shame that I didnt ask your name but I don't wanna get to know you right now living on borrowed time and thriving on past crime one day we'll all stand trial maybe tomorrow or a maybe in million little whiles but I don't wanna know right now you call me up 10 times a week when I pick up you refuse to speak I can hear your tears through the phone and I understand if you don't wanna be alone, right now I'm standing where the bomb went off the smoke has cleared still people cough but I don't wanna count the dead right now i don't wanna be reminded of the dead right now
5.
Hugging that wine bottle close to my heart I knew something was wrong with you from the start Getting all fucked up tonight and I don't even drink Get out of my head, boy, I need to think I'm gonna drink till I'm deaf, blind and dumb No memory of you, just blissful and numb Tonight I'm drinking for two what else is there to do? Tonight I'm drinking for three what do you want from me? Tonight I'm drinkin till four till I crawl on the floor I'm drinkin till five till I'm barely alive For a moment there I was floating in space Thank you so much for putting me back in my place It was all sunsets and trips to the moon It started off too big and ended too soon You make me feel like a fucking third-grader, boy weren't there other sand castles for you to destroy?
6.
Desert Song 03:33
Clowning round the same old ground Choking on the sand inside my mind You said: Help is probably just around the corner You said: Please just don't say I didn't warn you You said: I'm a fuckup but I just got fucked up orders So keep on walking, girl, keep on walking I see dead bodies in the sand We both know there's no promised land Make it feel like the first time again Double bed, I'm going mad Drowning in the buzzing of my head Who said 'Patience is a virtue' with their own arm on fire Who said 'To be a good man you have to be a liar' He said 'Seas will open when you're neck up in the mire' So keep on floating, girl, keep on floating I see dead bodies in the sand We both know there's no promised land Make it feel like the first time again
7.
Spent my last love on a cheap dessert You think if you don't try it might not hurt Spent my last money trying to fix the light The first idea I had that was bright Spent my last kiss on your sweet cheek You wouldn't know cause you were still asleep Then I went and did something dumb One of those things you learn from Spent my last luck at my favorite bar Even the best poison won't get you far Spent my last courage on a movie line Now I have to walk without a spine Lost my last friends on a carousel Everything's for sale if you wanna sell Then I went and did something dumb One of those things you learn from Spent my last lover on a chicken leg I even came back when he started to beg Spent my family on an airplane ticket Guess I'm just first class wicked Then I went and did something dumb One of those things you learn from Spent my last words on a good-looking suit Now I can not tell you that you look so cute Spent my last doubts on a cold, cold shower I'd trade my love life for another happy hour Then I went and did something dumb One of those things you learn from
8.
Margaret 02:37
Margaret You're Like a slow burning cigarette A lot of time for regret, but I can't forget The taste of you You're like a blue smoke in a room from a cigar Reaching far beyond any new years eve But now it's time for me to leave Crawl back up my sleeve Just me and my heart Oh Margaret, you're work of art, you're a Van Eijk portrait, That I dont dare to interpret Margaret Let me be your slow burning cigarette Just let me lay down I wanna lay in your ashtray Lay me lay down in one of your ashtrays Cause I'm so lucky we met, but if you let me lay Lay in your ashtray Then I'll stay away Until you pick me up again one day, sweet Margaret
9.
You asked what I've been doing for so long said I've been busy writing you a country song Cause it's been raining for five weeks straight I got a dozen leaks but it's gonna have to wait You said: "Kiss me once for every year we were together and I'll kiss you twice and hope we both get better" Guess I'm just a mannish boy Played with your heart like a chewing toy All the songs I wrote you I never showed you any All the songs I'll write you, a couple of hundred too many

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released June 6, 2016

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melancholic bedroom tunes

members:
Nevena Ekimova
Thore Lindhardt Garberg

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